It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far
7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA
Kaisa oollu banaya unko
Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy.. Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach.
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili
aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili
aankhon main dub jaoon
chapaaak!!!!!
Khud ko kar buland itnaa
Ke’ Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
aur khuda tumse puche
‘Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya. to bheeg gaya
Girl: (Emotionaly)
Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..
Darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..
Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say…
Kay App Hamain KAhin Bhool Na jaye
Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho
Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon
Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K
Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho
Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haire meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote
hasana mana hai
Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se ‘debug’ karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection’time out’ ho gaya
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho gai merii dukaan per wo paogai
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaogai
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!
Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho
Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon
Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K
Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho
Na Chmistry hoti na main Student hota
Na ye Lab hoti Na Ye Accident Hota
Abhi Practical main ayee nazar Ek Larki
Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi
Baton main Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thi
Sanson main Ester ki Khushboo bhi sath thi
Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Pyaar
Bin Piye hi ho jata hai Alcohol ka Khumar
Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsaas
Andhere main hota tha Radium ka Ahsas
Nazrain mileen, reaction hua
Kuch is tarah Love ka Production hua
Propose karne ka sher:
Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein,
Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!
Rah rah ke apki yad aati hai.Sms na aane ke wajah satati hai.soch rahe zarur koi gam hai.Ya phir aap ke cell main paise kam hai.
Tumko dekha toh ye khayal aaya,
Tumko dekha toh ye khayal aaya,
Ke pagalon ke stock main naya maal ayaa….
Khud ko kar buland itna,
Ke himalaya ke chhoti pe ja pahunche,
Aur khuda tujh se puchhe,
Aabe gadhe ab utre ga kaise.
Agar Hume Dil Mein Basaogi,
To Heart-Attack Se Mar Jaogi
Agar Hume Aankhon Mein Basaogi,
To Chasme Ka Number Badaogi
Agar Hamara Picha Karogi,
To Gatar Mein Ja Girogi
Tum nay meray janazay main akar kiya muskura diya..
bijli chamak gaye sara kafan jala diya…
aashiq apni mehbooba ka aisi dhoop mein intjaar karte hai
jis dhoop mein majdoor kaam karne se inkaar karte hai.
Koi bhi cream lagane se kuch nhi hota.Agr sundar dikhna hai to khoob rootho… Kyunki… Koi haseena jab ruth jati hai to or bhi haseen ho jati hai
Ek gaon me thi pan ki dukhan,
Paro ne di devdas ko muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya Paro ko pan,
Paro ne kaha Shukriya bhaijaan.
Maths Sir: A=B,
B=C, SO A=C.
prove this method wit example.
Student: sir,
i love u. U love ur daughter. So i love ur daughter,
Thats all sir.
PAISA Ayega Jayega
PYAR Ayega Jayega
Lekin Is DOST ka SMS
Ayega
Ayega
Aur
Aata hi Rahega…
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