gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat
nahi hai, kal aayenge
Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Mom: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
Sardar rozana sex tablet khata
Friend: yar na teri Wife hay na Girlfrend phir Q khata hay?
Sardar : Bus aisay hi underwear mai ronak lagi rehti hay
Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai
HAND PRACTISE ke 11 Faayde
1:- Self Reliance
2:- Time Convience
3:- Prevention of Crime
4:- Mental Choice of Lady
5:- No Risks of AIDS
6:- No Special place Requirement
7:- No Wastage of Cash
8:- Easy to Perform
9:- No fear of early ejaculation
10:- Guranteed Satisfaction
11:- No Risk of Being Caught
So moral is
Badnammi de Phuddi naalon izzat de Muth
Changi hai
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that's not prohibited
* every 1has different phases of sex life.
age 18-din raat
age 28-roz raat
age 38-jumairat
age 48-chandraat
age 58-ghalatbaat
sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited)
Jinke paas hai...
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai...
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
BOLO KYA?
Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH
ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai "ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai"
dulha bolta hai "don't worry jate hi loot lunga
A boy 2 girl:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya hai
girl:kuch nahi bus aik lakeer hai
thn
A girl 2 boy:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya latak raha hai
Then boy replied:ye usi lakeer ke fakeer hai
larka:- larkian to pepsi ki tarhan hoti hain dil karta hay peetay jao peetay jao...'
larki:- larkay to sheezan ki tarhan hotay hain jab maza anay laga to khatam.
PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay
A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.;)
Girls have very Stupid Speaicality..
they wet without bath.
they bleed without Injury.
they give milk without eating grass.
Make boneless thing Hard!!!..
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